Dear Prospective Employee,
First of all, thanks for taking the time to visit this site. It’s my hope you have precisely what I need in an employee so I can take this page down immediately and put you to work in the fun and rewarding job I have available.
So, let me tell you about me, my company and the job.
My name is Roger Cleary and I run a company called Liberty Physiotherapy and Rehabilitation Ltd in Lincoln.
We are a progressive health and fitness company who currently offer one-to-one physiotherapy, rehabilitation, personalised injury prevention training sessions and performance enhancement sessions to a database of several thousand patients. The premise is to educate, motivate and support men, women, and teens to improve their health, fitness and wellbeing.
My clinic is located at Total Fitness Gymnasium. Right next to Frankie and Bennies Pub.
If you are hired for this job, you’ll need to come to the office Monday to Friday between 08.30 -5.30pm. The fulltime or part time job share position will be remunerated £8.50 – £9.00 per hour (pro rata for the part time position and rate according to experience).
These are the job role skills you must already have to qualify for this position:
Thoughtfulness and organisation: I need you to be able to think for yourself and be organised. I am very serious about this one. I do not want a robot, I want someone who learns and grows with me.
If you have these additional skills, your resume will go right to the top of the stack (but if you don’t have these skills, you should still apply because they are not mandatory).
I’m looking to hire the right person immediately! If this job sounds good to you, follow these instructions now.
Here’s what I want from you. NOTE: Failure to follow these instructions will result in your resume going in the circular file. This is your first test, okay?
I will review your resume. If I feel you’re a good prospect, I’ll call or email you to set up a personal interview.
The sooner I get your resume, the better. This will not be a long, drawn out process. I believe in taking action quickly so get your resume over to me pronto! I look forward to reviewing it and hopefully meeting you personally.
Again, thanks very much for your interest,
Roger Cleary
P.S. This is not a corporate type of structured job. I am an entrepreneurial small business owner. I move quickly to capitalise on opportunities. This is not the type of job where just showing up is enough. Performance is everything to me. If you perform, you will be rewarded. I want nothing more than to find a person who takes real interest in doing good work and contributing to the growth of the business. If that’s you, I promise that £8.50 – £9.00/hour is only the starting point. I recognise and reward performance.
With all that said, as I mentioned in the headline on this page, enthusiasm and a positive attitude go a long way in my book. I’m a very positive, upbeat person and appreciate those qualities in others. As long as you have the basic skills I mentioned, and a great attitude, you’re definitely a candidate! So send me your CV today!
Bonus Skills
If you have these additional skills, your resume will go right to the top of the stack (but if you don’t have these skills, you should still apply because they are not mandatory).
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